Hi Duncan,
Unfortunately, considering my uncommon background and goals, there are few people who can or are willing to give valuable advice.
Well, maybe if you were expecting such urgent advice - there was what, 4 hours between your first and last posts here? - maybe you should have looked into a service where people are obligated to give it to you - such as a hired admissions consultant. Nobody on a community forum like this is obligated to do anything for you, much less in such a short timeframe!
And furthermore, I didn't find Duncan's advice condescending in the least. If you were looking for somebody to agree with you and tell you that WHU is the perfect school for you and would fit your goals exactly, then you can always email the school directly, because I'm sure they'll be happy to tell you just that.